So, what happens when an engagement ring walks into a bar?

Nothing.

Engagement rings don’t go to bars. Duh. Sorry, sometimes I run out of things to say about solitaire engagement rings. Anyway, back to the ring at hand (Get it??? Does that at least make up for the bad bar joke?):

The surprise to this ring is the two small diamonds on either side, right under the main diamond. You can only see them from the side, which is why they’re called “surprise” diamonds.

Apart from that, this is a classic, solitaire engagement ring in 14k white gold. Plus, the surprise diamonds, which give you the ability to call standard solitaire engagement rings boring, while having essentially the exact same ring. Score!